Smart Phone, Straight Phone, Gay Phone
Top 5 apps on a straight guy’s phone
Twenty percent? That can’t be right!
It turns out Dwell’s primary demographic consists of straight people trying to figure out how to impress their “many” gay friends.
Have you ever used this app for following all your favorite sports teams? It’s simply fabulous!
When you’re at the movies with an empty seat between you and your equally straight buddy, you can whip out the softcore as additional proof of your hetero-virility.
Ted Nugent channel.
Top 5 apps on a gay dude’s phone
The definitive Mr. Tonight app, Grindr’s location-based system lets you find the closest dude to doink.
Grindr can be so impersonal. When you just need a big fuzzy bear to get you through a cold night, Scruff provides a sophisticated approach to seeking sexy back hair.
On a hot, gay road trip? GayCities ranks the towns with the highest number of Grindr and Scruff users.
OK, so you totally know that someone is raking the LGBTQ community over the coals at 99 cents a pop, but it’s just so fun to have that little rainbow icon on your screen.
Lady Gaga channel.