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Game of Thrones for Noobs XII

Season VI, Episode II: Home

Pop Culture The Story Thus Far (heavy spoilers!) In last week’s episode, we learned that everyone either needed to die or had already died last season. Even worse, we came super-close to having an entire Game of Thrones ...

Monday, May 2, 2016 Alex De Vore

Game of Thrones for Noobs XI

Season VI Episode 1: The Red Woman

Pop Culture Game of Thrones for Noobs XI Season VI Episode I: The Red Woman   The Story Thus Far Aaaaaaaand we’re back! That’s right, nerds—it’s Game of Thrones for Noobs!

Monday, April 25, 2016 Alex De Vore

Game of Thrones for Noobs X

Season 5 Finale: "Mother's Mercy"

Pop Culture We finally find Khaleesi, who speaks English to her dragon while he just lies around all lazy on a pile of sun-bleached bones. He’s not about to let her ride him again and cannot convey the importance of napt...

Monday, June 15, 2015 Alex De Vore

Game of Thrones for Noobs IX

Season 5, Episode 9:

Pop Culture For some reason, they drink, but the sister-in-law pours one out for her dead homies in a dazzling display of fuck-Lannisters-ness. 

Monday, June 8, 2015 Alex De Vore

Game of Thrones for Noobs VIII

Season 5, Episode 8: "Hardhome"

Pop Culture The moral is that people who wind up hanging out with dragons should be his friend. “You cannot build a better world alone,” he tells her. And she’s like, “I’ve got dragons, motherfucker!”

Monday, June 1, 2015 Alex De Vore

Game of Thrones for Noobs VII

Season 5, Episode 7: "The Gift"

Pop Culture Back at the Wall, the showrunners continue to set back feminism a hundred years by hinting at what might be another rape, but the pudgy guy appears to save this poor girl who is being attacked by two losers.

Monday, May 25, 2015 Alex De Vore

Game of Thrones for Noobs VI

Season 5, Episode 6: "Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken"

Pop Culture Finally we’re given an idea as to what Arya Stark has been up to inside the House of Black and White—more corpse washin’.  

Monday, May 18, 2015 Alex De Vore

Game of Thrones for Noobs V

Season 5, Episode 5: "Kill the Boy"

Pop Culture Is this dude’s mom named Walda? Like, as in the female version of Waldo? 

Monday, May 11, 2015 Alex De Vore

Game of Thrones for Noobs IV

Season 5 Episode 4: “Sons of the Harpy”

Pop Culture The honeymoon is over for Margaery and the new boy king, as it would seem her brother is in jail and she wants him out, and the king just wants to eat his damn cereal.

Monday, May 4, 2015 Alex De Vore

Game of Thrones for Noobs III

Season 5 Episode 3: "High Sparrow"

Pop Culture The Story Thus Far: Throats were slashed while Arya Stark sailed to the land of needlessly dickish shape-shifters and was eventually allowed into the House of Black and White, whatever that is.

Monday, April 27, 2015 Alex De Vore
 
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Morning Word: Martinez Administration Claims Fair Pay Act Exemption

Morning Word Two New Mexico Corrections Department employees are suing the state after discovering they make less than their male co-workers. ... More

May 03, 2016 by Peter St. Cyr

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