Footballer-turned-British-Green-Party-spokesman-turned-son-of-god-turned-cult-idol David Icke is returning to New Mexico. The controversial writer who formulated the theory that the world is controlled by reptilian aliens posing as celebrities and politicians (e.g. Hillary Clinton, the Queen Mum) will deliver a 7-hour lecture with 1,000 illustrations on Sunday, Oct. 11 at the Hilton Golf Resort and Spa at Buffalo Thunder

Based on the flyer (click to enlarge) it doesn't look like Icke will be discussing the Illuminati directly, which is often described as an anti-Semitic theory by his critics for its link to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. No, this time Icke will make the argument that the world shouldn't be worried about swine flu, but the forthcoming swine flu vaccine instead. Other issues: a single North American currency, the Federal Reserve, the NAFTA Superhighway and eugenics.

The event will also include a fundraiser for A Child's Miracle Mind, a 501c3 raising money to create "The School of Now," which would be an institution somewhere in New Mexico or Texas for children with ADD/ADHD disorders. The school does not believe in using medication to treat their conditions.

The live-in school is described as an "alternative educational environment for these children so that their purpose can be better discovered, understood and fulfilled."

Sounds kinda like an evil Hogwarts, doesn't it?