Eyedropper

Don't eat yellow snow.

By Rani Molla

You know what's worse than tipping less than 18 percent at a restaurant (barring poor service, of course)? The "tip" in this week's Eyedropper from Marble Taproom. It's almost as bad as forgetting the tip while including your stupid phone number.---

Awww, where the monetary tip is supposed to be there is instead a life tip (

"Don't eat yellow snow"

)—and not even a particularly pertinent one seeing as it's 10,000 degrees out.

Oh, it's a

Frank Zappa

reference you say? WWFZD? He'd probably leave better lyrics

AND

some cash.

To the writer of this tip from everyone who has ever worked in the

service industry

: Fuck you.

Show us what has left the back of your eyelids burning.
Send pictures of visual trespass and peculiarities to culture [at] sfreporter.com, subject “eyedropper.”

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