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Eyedropper

Don't eat yellow snow.

August 2, 2010, 12:00 am
By Rani Molla
 You know what's worse than tipping less than 18 percent at a restaurant (barring poor service, of course)? The "tip" in this week's Eyedropper from Marble Taproom. It's almost as bad as forgetting the tip while including your stupid phone number.



 


Awww, where the monetary tip is supposed to be there is instead a life tip ("Don't eat yellow snow")—and not even a particularly pertinent one seeing as it's 10,000 degrees out. 

Oh, it's a Frank Zappa reference you say? WWFZD? He'd probably leave better lyrics AND some cash.  

To the writer of this tip from everyone who has ever worked in the service industry: Fuck you.

Show us what has left the back of your eyelids burning. Send pictures of visual trespass and peculiarities to culture [at] sfreporter.com, subject “eyedropper.”

 

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