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Feb. 26, 2017
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Eyedropper

I do all my own stunts.

August 30, 2010, 12:00 am
By Rani Molla
We've recently loaded all the old Eyedroppers (hundreds!) from our old blog SFReeper.com. So now you can waste hours of your life that you'll never get back, all in one spot: here.

This week: Clothing with machismo slogans is overrated. So is whatever logic attempts the opposite of machismo by wearing pink Polos. (No one cares and it wasn't even subversive anyway.) The dude in this week's Eyedropper is probably the only person who effectively pulls off a machismo shirt while simultaneously undercutting that machismo—and without being lame.




The shirt reads: "I do all my own stunts."

Which is only impressive because it's super-hard to turn your head into a bunch of sunflowers and come out unharmed.

Thanks to Laura for this image from the Santa Fe Farmers Market.

Also: you've been slacking on submissions. Send pictures of visual trespass and peculiarities to culture [at] sfreporter.com, subject “eyedropper.” NOW!!!

 

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