Eyedropper

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We've recently loaded all the

(hundreds!) from our old blog

. So now you can waste hours of your life that you'll never get back, all in one spot:

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This week:

Clothing with machismo slogans is overrated

. So is whatever logic attempts the opposite of machismo by wearing

pink Polos

. (No one cares and it wasn't even subversive anyway.) The dude in this week's Eyedropper is probably the only person who effectively pulls off a machismo shirt while simultaneously undercutting that machismo—

and without being lame

.

The shirt reads: "

."

Which is only impressive because it's super-hard to turn your head into a

bunch of sunflowers

and come out unharmed.

Thanks to Laura for this image from the

.

NOW!!!

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