
Letter America Dear Southwest Airlines, I’m writing to complain about the unfair way I was treated on a recent flight from San Francisco to Phoenix. ... More
This week's Eyedropper comes from this selfsame paper. And believe us, we were as confused as you should be by the Buffalo Thunder advertisement inside SFR's April 6-12 cover: It offers guests a chance to play a child's game…for a prize…against a chicken!?

Yup, that's right: Every day between April 9 and May 6, you can exercise your wit at tic-tac-toe…at a child's game…for a prize…against a chicken. The only way this could be easier would be if the chicken were dead. Sold.
The chicken loses, he goes on to be part of the $7.77 buffet. What happens if I lose?
mauling by chicken, I suppose