Eyedropper

When I first saw this bumper sticker, I thought, "Yes Bill Richardson can!" When I realized it was for California's Arnold Schwarzenegger, I thought, "I'll bet my money on ol' Billy, if only just to lose it for the privilege of seeing the

fight of the century

."

Get on those pull-ups and break out the jump rope, Bill. We can't have your good name sullied by your getting beat by a Republican, a liberal one at that.

Show us what has left the back of your eyelids burning. Send pictures of visual trespass and peculiarities to copyeditor [at] sfreporter.com, subject “eyedropper.”