Eyedropper

Team Whoever Single

Thosewho've read our reviews of the last two

Twilights

(

New Moon

and

Eclipse

) will know we're a little more on Team Apathy than either TeamEdward or Jacob, but Team Indiscriminate is certainly a contender. The subject of this week's Eyedropper hedges her fantasy-heartthrob bets.---

And it apparently paid off (is that a vampire bite?).

I'm guessing that, by this point in the night, the hot red lipstick writing was rendered unnecessary, but 10 points for the gall and for being able to write readable English backward from a mirror.

Thanks to my roommate Liz for this photo and for not being therein pictured.

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