You know what's worse than tipping less than 18 percent at a restaurant (barring poor service, of course)? The "tip" in this week's Eyedropper from Marble Taproom. It's almost as bad as forgetting the tip while including your stupid phone number.---
Awww, where the monetary tip is supposed to be there is instead a life tip (
"Don't eat yellow snow"
)—and not even a particularly pertinent one seeing as it's 10,000 degrees out.
Oh, it's a
Frank Zappa
reference you say? WWFZD? He'd probably leave better lyrics
AND
some cash.
To the writer of this tip from everyone who has ever worked in the
service industry
: Fuck you.
