To avoid certain danger, there are at least a handful of actions one must be avoid. For example, don't bother a wild dog when it's eating. Avoid climbing down a ladder facing away from it. And never, ever mess with a man who has welded a booze holder to his crutches.---
Dude has a metal screw through his leg—and presumably abject alcoholism. 10 arbitrary Eyedropper points!
