this is what Google and picturesofgod.com think your soul looks like
Fifty years ago, Albuquerque freelancer Lori "N" might have craftily fiddled her way out of losing her soul. But at it stands, a brutal car accident followed by a three-week coma prompted her to instead voluntarily list her soul for sale on eBay. ---According to the Huffington Post, Lori's post was a "cry for help" that went unanswered, since eBay heartlessly (soullessly?) erased the listing before the transaction was complete.
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The website has a strict policy against selling body parts (physical or spiritual), though it makes exceptions for human skull hair and skeletal parts for medical use.
And though Lori A University of Washington student Adam Burtle's account was suspended last February after he successfully sold his soul for only $400 on eBay, which brings up all sort of questions about who got the better end of the deal (on one hand, only $400? And on the other, a whole $400 for something you can't see, hear or touch?) and whether FedEx's shipping policy would cover such a product. Unfortunately, eBay found and blocked the auction before any of these intriguing questions could be answered.
On the more quantifiable end of things, May's alleged bath salt face-eating incident—which turned out not to be bath salts at all, though the drug's cannibalistic reputation doesn't seem to be going away—has spurred a veritable flood of unpleasantly cannibalistic acts. For those of you who somehow missed it, a naked and at least partially deranged Miami man names Rudy Eugene was recently found on the side of the highway, munching on a homeless, fellow Miamian's face. It took no less than four bullets to bring the growling man down, leading to the notion that zombies are finally roaming the nation and will soon deserve freedom of speech, voting rights and ad campaigns tailored to their particular culinary preferences.
Despite Mike Tyson's recent assertion that human ear is "not too tasty," similar attacks have popped up all over the world in recent months. An entire colony of Papua New Guineans were recently charged with killing witch doctors, consuming their brains and turning their penises into a hearty soup packed with both protein and supernatural powers. Police commander Anthony Wagame calls their capture the "tip of the iceberg," with an estimated 700-1,000 additional cannibals roaming more rural areas of the country.
The boyishly attractive, gay porn star Luke Magnotta, from Canada, has also been accused of killing his boyfriend, mailing the man's various body parts to Canadian politicians, and possibly eating parts of the body. Despite the murder, Magnotta's undeniable history of animal torture (most notably, he posted a video of a kitten suffocating) and his firm sexual preferences, female fans are still flocking to his defense and reportedly falling in love with the man (seriously, he's not even that hot).
