The Observer, a newspaper serving the Union and Wallowa counties in Oregon, published
last week of a former Santa Fe-resident who stands to make a ton of money off his invention of the "
," which is technical-speak for earplugs for your nose.
David Foggia, the Observer reports, is asking the US Food & Drug Administration to consider his product for vaccine delivery, rather than an already-approved nasal spray on the market. Here's the really inappropriately amusing part:
Um, ew. But it's good to know there is some relief available from those clouds of unmistakable old-person odor you sometimes pass through downtown during the summer months.