Many of you still bemoan the departure of SFR's top-hatted and
film critic Emiliano "
" Garcia-Sarnoff, who left us many months ago to pursue untold fortune in northern California. We're serious about the "untold" thing--we can't speak about it. We can tell you, however, that he's still writing, now for the
altweekly in Chico, Calif.
the editors describe E. (and SFR):
Oh, you want to know about this letter. Me too. Emiliano earned some doozies in his time here ("Don't send a boy to do a woman's job"), but
, in response to
is pretty damned slicing (and inaccurate). An excerpt:
FYI, Emiliano is neither old nor crabby, and not especially sesquipedalian either (which, according to
, means "given to or characterized by the use of long words"), and anyone who dwells in Santa Fe automatically learns a little squat about fine dining.
That said, considering his hair and offensive thrift-store fashion, I'm still not convinced he's a real person.
