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Dear Duncan,
I usually enjoy reading your column, especially when you share philosophical quotes from the Great Books, but I didn't enjoy last week's column. Can't you write about relationships and not about sex? It's obvious that you can be intelligent when you want to, you should demand more from yourself than childish sex jokes. Remember, a mind is a terrible thing to waste, don't waste yours.
Signed,
You Can Do Better
Some people have this radical idea that sex and relationships are somehow connected. But thanks for the nice things you said about my brain. Personally, I believe childish sex jokes are a sign of intelligence and character (Abe Lincoln loved childish sex jokes).
All things considered, you should probably skip the next letter.
Un-Dear Duncan,
Once again you've demonstrated your stupidity and narrow thinking. Last week, you wrote that lesbians don't
have any interest in blowjobs. Well, I have a news flash for you-some lesbians love blowjobs. Despite your ignorance, you might not be surprised to hear that many of us enjoy using strap-on dildos as part of our sexual experience. Sometimes, nothing's hotter than sucking off your girlfriend's cock. So, why don't you just shut up when you don't know what you're talking about.
Signed,
Angry Cock Sucking Dyke
If I shut up when I didn't know what I was talking about, I'd never have anything to say. I guess that's your whole point. Sad for you, because I'll be talking about lesbian sex till they pry my cold, dead fingers from this computer. But first, I want to say something about "Un-Dear Duncan." I really think that's cute.
I once saw an episode of HBO's Real Sex about a lesbian sex toy party. There was footage of one woman sucking another woman's strap-on. It was a super show. Since I've seen that, I probably should have known better than to indicate that lesbians don't care about blowjobs. Nonetheless, I'll bet you a hundred dollars that most lesbians don't care about blowjobs. Either way, I sincerely apologize.
Some people might think it's strange-the idea of lesbians giving each other blowjobs. But I can see it. In fact, I'm visualizing it right now. Give me a second, I'll be right back…
Okay, that was nice. As I was saying, lesbian blowjobs make sense to me. Blowjobs are enjoyable for reasons that are both physical and psychological. Personally, the only reason I like blowjobs is that they bring me closer to my partner, but I've spoken to men who say they get a feeling of power and dominance from the experience. There's no reason that a woman can't experience many of the psychological thrills of getting a blowjob. I'm more curious about the lesbian giving the blowjob. Having never given a blowjob myself, I did a little research. I spoke with a number of women (two) who enjoy giving blowjobs. They both said the same thing- "I just like having a [wing-wang] in my mouth, and it gives me pleasure to give my boyfriend pleasure." I can't imagine hoards of lesbians who just love to suck on six inches of rubber, but I'm pretty sure that some lesbians would enjoy sucking on the plastic Popsicle because it pleased their partners.
Finally, I think "Lesbian Sex Toy Party" would be a terrific name for a band.
