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***image1***Last year, it was too dry to burn slash in the forest; this year, it's too wet.
According to the Department of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
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City Council allows First National Bank to contribute money to fund rather than build affordable housing unit.
Why don't they just let people live in the bank vault?
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State will build new parking garage to ease overcrowding at Legislature.
Or they could eliminate politicians.
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Feds find marijuana and pipes at Santa Fe Police detective's house.
No word yet on if he put it in his pipe and smoked it.
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Santa Fe Police say they will not hire illegal immigrants.
Because you can't have people who break laws on the force. In theory, anyway.
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Revenues from horse racing in New Mexico are on the rise.
But if wishes are horses, shouldn't beggars be riding?
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Department of Game and Fish posts rules for dealing with mountain lions.
For example, be sure to avoid discussing politics. Cougars get very aggressive when talking about politics.