1
Gov. Bill Richardson's cabinet secretaries making record-high salaries.
Which they need in order to afford making record-high political contributions.
2
Cockfighing ban prompts lawsuit.
Roosters are so litigious.
3
Festival organizer may sue Madrid residents for ruining his festival.
A real-life Madrid Melodrama.
4
Feds clear US Airways of liability in Dana Papst DWI case.
Which means we're running out of people to blame.
5
High-level employee at Los Alamos National Laboratory accused of being a cocaine dealer.
At least he can multi-task.
6
New Mexico is having a hot, wet summer.
Which sounds much sexier than it is.
7
Outside magazine names Santa Fe the best city for outdoor people.
That should make the city's homeless people happy.