1
State Auditor Hector Balderas sets up government fraud hotline.
We keep getting a busy signal.
2
Gov. Bill Richardson concerned about red-light cameras.
Politicians and secret videos usually don’t mix.
3
Santa Fe police officer disciplined for wearing Mardi Gras beads at Gay Pride.
But the tiara was fine.
4
Paul McCartney spotted in New Mexico.
That explains all the screaming, fainting women.
5
Santa Fe High will replace barbed-wire fence with wrought-iron fence.
And replace leg irons with leg warmers.
6
Los Alamos National Laboratory workers honor outgoing US Sen. Pete Domenici, R-NM.
With a watch made from plutonium.
7
Local yoga instructor busted for growing marijuana.
He was very mellow about it. And bendy.