1
City plans to change its Toilet Retrofit Program.
And require all residents to use low-flow bidets.
2
Tornadoes hit near Santa Fe.
And you were there, and you and you and you...
3
Republican US Senate candidate Steve Pearce will attend national GOP convention.
He needs to see some friendly faces.
4
Ralph Nader plans New Mexico visit.
For a vacation? Oh right, he's running for president too.
5
City reviews plan to raise water rates.
Do you get a discount if you have to boil your water to drink it?
6
State tax rebates will be lower due to dropping oil and gas prices.
Maybe we could all just get a free gallon of gas.
7
Gov. Bill Richardson still VP possibility for Obama.
At least as of press time—hold on, gotta go place a bet in the office pool.
