1
Attorney General Gary King wants to ban caffeinated alcoholic drinks .
Maybe he could blot out the sun too.
2
Former state Sen. Manny Aragon pleads guilty to felonies in courthouse corruption case.
Which is still no guarantee voters wouldn’t elect him again, if given the chance.
3
The guard tower named after Aragon at the National Hispanic Cultural Center might get renamed.
They should have named a prison tower after him instead.
4
State audit shows Santa Fe Public Schools’ records are too poor even to evaluate for misappropriation.
Glad the No Bad Administrator Left Behind Act is working so well.
5
Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin visits Roswell.
There’s never an alien abduction when you need one.
6
Santa Fe Plaza renovations begin.
As long as they don’t renovate it into an underground parking facility.
7
Less than two weeks remain until the general election.
If only we had a time machine.
