1
George W Bush is no longer president.
And a whole lot of people are missing one shoe.
2
The Bushes leave DC via helicopter and head back to Texas.
Yet one more reason to avoid our neighbor state.
3
Dick Cheney is no longer vice president.
But is rumored to be in the running to play Darth Vader in the next Star Wars.
4
Outgoing Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice plans to write a book.
Potential title: I Sucked.
5
Barack Obama delivers inaugural speech.
And Kleenex reports record profits.
6
Gov. Bill Richardson delivers State of the State address.
But appeared to drop the mea culpa.
7
Barack Obama is now president of the United States.
Wait—was that a unicorn we just saw?
