1
State receives art collection worth $1 million.
Can they sell it to pay for teachers’ salaries?
2
Rail Runner kills at least five cows.
Hopefully not intentionally.
3
City crime rate is down.
All the burglars had to get second jobs.
4
Federal grand jury is investigating former US Sen. Pete Domenici, R-NM.
Apparently justice is super slow, in addition to being blind.
5
City Council looks to ban all booths on Plaza grass.
Maybe they could just ban all people and put the Plaza under a huge glass dome.
6
Bikini girls protest fur on the Plaza.
Half-naked women would, of course, be excluded from all bans.
7
Mayor David Coss’ “Coffee with Coss” this week will be on the economy.
Is the coffee free?
