1
Audit shows misuse of federal money by former Secretary of State Rebecca Vigil-Giron.
Is there any other kind of use of federal dollars these days?
2
Proposed bill would raise lodgers’ taxes by 10 percent.
Which should really help tourism, assuming only very rich idiots visit New Mexico.
3
Legislature considers creating two new Cabinet-level agencies.
Yes, more government, a reasonable response to deficit.
4
College of Santa Fe officials apologizes to Gov. Richardson for appearing to blame him for their financial problems.
What, no ring kiss?
5
Gov. Richardson jumps in to help save The Screen.
Because with unemployment only getting worse, there’s more time to go to the movies!
6
City considers cutting police department budget by 5 percent.
Maybe it could just cut parking enforcement.
7
State government continued hiring people after hiring freeze.
Because “hiring freeze” is a complicated concept.