1
Double-dipping city and county employees draw high salaries and big public pensions—$150,000 worth in some cases.
On the bright side, everything works so much better due to all that experience [insert hysterical laughter here].
2
Options to hide the electrical box on the Plaza could cost the city up to $400,000.
Translation: the equivalent of what the public is paying in salaries and pensions for a couple of city employees.
3
Railyard movie theater is stalled as developers look for financing.
Maybe they should talk to some of the city and county employees who are drawing two salaries.
4
State licenses its first medical marijuana producer.
Good: We’ve got an extreme case of aggravation that needs treating.
5
Santa Fe’s 400th Anniversary Committee is trying to track down time capsule from the ’60s.
The lesson: Never bury a time capsule while on psychedelics.
6
Bandelier officials decide to postpone controlled burn because of the winds.
How long did that decision take?
7
Police didn’t make any DWI arrests at St. Patty’s Day checkpoints.
No drunks on St. Patty’s Day…it’s like finding out there’s no Santa Claus.
