1
DA says moving the case of Carlos Fierro—accused of a fatal DWI hit-and-run—to Rio Arriba won’t help the defendant.
Moving it to Mars might.
2
In the “thorough” investigation of Fierro’s case, employees at Rio Chama, where he was drinking, weren’t questioned.
Shots of Patrón—on the house!
3
Santa Fe County is going to eliminate close to half the parking spots at the new courthouse.
But where will all the accused drunk drivers park?
4
The name of former state Sen. Manny Aragon, who was convicted of fraud, will be removed from the National Hispanic Cultural Center.
But will be forever ingrained in our minds.
5
State says it plans to improve the MVD experience.
With electroshock therapy.
6
Santa Fe Historic Design Review Board wants electrical box on Plaza removed.
And replaced with cavemen rubbing sticks together.
7
Scientists are working on engineering a less gaseous cow.
Can they start on men next?
