1
Public Regulation Commissioner Carol Sloan denies hitting former friend with a rock, but admits in court to calling her a “toothless old whore.”
There’s a campaign slogan for you.
2
Having been found guilty of two felonies, Sloan can’t run for office.
Guess she didn’t get the memo about waiting until after elections to commit felonies.
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3
Absentee ballots now available for voters.
Use them to pick your absentee elected officials.
4
New Mexico puts items left on moon in its historic property registry.
So astronauts will need extra permits if they want to make any improvements up there.
5
Lt. Gov. Diane Denish leads the pack in fundraising for gubernatorial race.
She may want to avoid claiming a home-court advantage.
6
Auditors urge Congress to allow the US Post Office to cut Saturday mail delivery.
We get mail on Saturdays?
7
April 15 is Tax Day.
Which is not a holiday—unless you’re in the Tea Party, that is.
