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1
Bloomberg unveils secret $13 billion bailout to big banks.
In case there’s any doubt about who’s in the 1 percent.
2 Agua Fria Elementary rebuild to cost $20-$28 million.
All students will be asked to donate lunch money.
3
City warns that stolen manhole covers create obstacles.
Officials advise residents to just think of them as giant potholes.
4
State archaeologists discover sewage pit from Santa Fe’s richest families.
Turns out it doesn’t stink.
5
State budget may have a surplus.
Moral of the story: Firing people saves money!
6
Serial flasher reappears in nothing but a ski mask.
At least his face stays warm.
7
Herman Cain suspends presidential campaign.
To spend more time with his mistress.
