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1
Rick Perry claims Alaska's "bridge to nowhere" is actually in Arizona.
That's OK; we totally confuse Texas with Mexico.
2 Politico reports that Rick Perry "works Iowa by pumping Texas."
It's not the first time he's been geographically stumped.
3
Turns out Perry's also a double-dipper.
And yes, we'll be a little bit sad when he finally stops hogging the limelight.
4
City to monitor parks and trailheads with cameras.
Caught Outside: Santa Fe's answer to The Real World .
5
Bill would require 72 hours' notice before public meetings.
Critics complain of a "chilling effect" on backroom deals.
6
City says Cerrillos roadwork will be mostly done by Jan. 7.
But then what will we complain about?
7
First baby of 2012 receives "a book about the importance of reading books."
So meta.