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1
Newt Gingrich plans to colonize the moon.
Can we send him there first?
2 Planned Facebook IPO could raise $10 billion.
So Mark Zuckerberg can buy more hoodies.
3
NM Border Authority seizes 400 pounds of marijuana.
Then orders 20 pizzas.
4
Washington Post calls Susana Martinez one of Romney's "more exciting choices" for VP.
Then again, almost anyone looks exciting next to Mittbot.
5
Finicky neighbors sue over noisy gates.
Taking the "squeaky wheel" metaphor way too far.
6
Woman sues Ski Santa Fe after snow falls on her from roof.
Hey, it's job creation for one more lawyer.
7
Poll finds that New Mexicans favor clean water, air.
And enjoy long walks on the beach and a nice glass of pinot.
