1
Environmental Improvement Board repeals cap and trade rule.
And changes name to Environmental Impairment Board.
2 Contamination prompts recall of pickled eggs.
Along with widespread realization that they're gross.
3
Hackers hack into FBI conference call about hacking.
Oh, the irony!
4
UDV church's lawsuit against Santa Fe County calls allegations of hallucinogen use "fanciful."
The county was clearly hallucinating.
5
MIA flips bird, steals Super Bowl halftime show.
Admittedly, we all love being offended more than we love Madonna.
6
Wall Street Journal makes REM joke.
Which none of its readers understand.
7
Obama reverses stance, gives super-PACs green light.
Rombama: the dream candidate created when two opponents' views reach complete alignment.
