On wild pigs that ravage New Mexico, drug-testing high school students and Iran's nuclear program.
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Iranian official claims nuclear program is immune to hacking.
Anonymous: Is that a challenge?
2 Los Alamos nuclear facility loses funding.
Blame Iran!
3
Real headline: "Wild pigs ravage New Mexico."
And you thought Iran's nuclear program was the threat.
4
Under new bill, public officials convicted of corruption will forfeit pension benefits.
We'd feel more sorry for a pack of wild pigs.
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St. Michael's High School to randomly drug test students this fall.
To show it trusts them with the responsibility of peeing in a cup.
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Journal, New Mexican report incidents at local middle schools.
...a week after SFR reported them.
7
Lt. Gov. John Sanchez drops out of Senate race.
Heather Wilson was just too scary to face.
