On Jesus in tortillas, Rush Limbaugh, Obama birth certificates, and voting dogs.
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1
Bill allowing officials to temporarily ban fireworks fails due to industry pressure.
The recreational explosives lobby strikes again.
2 Rush Limbaugh apologizes to Georgetown law student for calling her a slut.
A Limbaugh apology: harbinger of the end of days.
3
Albuquerque man finds Jesus in a tortilla.
For those of you who doubt the Limbaugh omen.
4
Gov. Susana Martinez' deputy chief of staff tweets that Dem. attacks "won't work in '14."
To dispel rumors that she isn't already planning a re-election campaign.
5
Sheriff Joe Arpaio says Obama birth certificate is a fraud.
Whoa, remember when birthers were a thing?
6
Man who registers dog to vote may face felony voter fraud charges.
There's a lesson here; we're just not sure what it is.
7
Study finds that people are too dumb for democracy to actually work.
See above.
