On trigger-happiness, heart transplants, and Etch-A-Sketch sales.
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1
James Cameron dives to the bottom of the ocean.
And finds an entire civilization of blue-faced, nature-loving creatures.
2 Lawmakers could be kicked off NM ballot for failing to fill out their candidate forms correctly.
As in kindergarten, everything comes down to following directions.
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…but Attorney General Gary King says complying with every technicality may not be necessary.
Take that, kindergarten teacher!
4
Dick Cheney gets heart transplant.
Wait, he had a heart?
5
Etch A Sketch gets sales bump after Romney comment.
Flip-flops continue their year-long trend.
6
Albuquerque police officers get payout if they're involved in shootings.
Perhaps that explains their trigger-happiness.
7
NM Republican Party delivers "Operation ObamaCare" game to US Rep. Martin Heinrich, D-NM.
It's all fun and games until someone mentions ObamaCare.
