On the Spaceport runway, Santa Fe Cop's bad aim, and the ban on pink slime.
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1
Sheriff’s deputy fires at woman, misses.
Just one reason we love Santa Fe cops so much more than Albuquerque PD.
2 Pesticides faulted for massive bee die-off.
Fortunately, global warming is still “just a theory.”
3
April storm blankets Santa Fe in snow.
See? Just a theory.
4
Romney blames Obama for rising gas prices.
If elected, he’ll bail us out with his speaking fees.
5
Santa Fe Public Schools considers banning pink slime.
Forget the search for a superintendent; we’ve got some serious slime-fighting to do.
6
Real headline: “Politicians lack humor skills.”
Except Gov. Martinez, who grinned and bore it when SFR columnist Zane Fischer compared her to a Borg.
7
Spaceport to build a longer runway.
Which has nothing to do with Richard Branson’s virility
