On socialist France, pot-deprived caller, Gary johnson, and late night Santorum endorsement.
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1
Border Patrol unveils new strategy.
Dubbed “Operation: Bankrupt the US Economy So No One Wants To Come Here Anyway.”
2 Santorum endorses Romney via late-night email.
Then drunk-texts Gingrich: “I luv u more.”
3
Gary Johnson wins Libertarian Party nomination.
Imaginary veepstakes: Susana Martinez vs. the 39-lb. ghost of Meow.
4
France elects socialist president.
Confirming everything we already knew about France.
5
Former Sen. Pete Domenici turns 80.
Yeah, remember him?
6
Caller threatens NM Dept. of Health, reportedly after being denied a medical marijuana card.
Easy solution: Just give him some weed.
7
Meow dies of lung failure.
Officials consider raising 40-lb. prairie dogs to keep New Mexico in the news cycle.
