On self-deportation, car wash scandal, and sexual relations robocall.
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1
Obama professes support of gay marriage.
Romney supports marriage between women and men who wear identical undergarments.
2 Bingaman worried about declining US helium supply.
Trend report: children’s voices getting lower.
3
Facebook IPO predicted to raise nearly $13 billion.
Wealth! Brought to you by your own private data.
4
Former Deputy County Treasurer Oliver Garcia maintains innocence in car wash voucher scheme.
Turns out the deluxe option is code for “campaign takedown.”
5
City Council passes resolution opposing war in Iran.
Time-saving suggestion: Just pass a blanket resolution stating that we all love peace, America and the children.
6
Gov. Susana Martinez not a fan of Romney “self-deportation” plan.
Besides, how would they self-deport without driver’s licenses?
7
Marty Chavez robocall features Bill Clinton.
Reminding voters that he did not have sexual relations with that woman, but Michael Wiener totally did.
