On Opera jerk with cell phone, kid's Ocycontin, executive privilege, and solar shut down.
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1
Advantage Asphalt to pay $75,000 fine for improper asbestos disposal.
Fortunately, it embezzled just enough money to cover that fine.
2 NM Supreme Court limits executive privilege to governor, aides.
Farmer limits henhouse privileges to fox, coyotes.
3
State payroll system glitches screws up employee paychecks.
Except for governor, who receives a correct one via executive privilege.
4
Opera-goers say opening night is mellower than usual.
Except for that annoying guy on his phone the whole time.
5
Manufacturer seeks to sell children’s version of Oxycontin.
Anything to make a buck.
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NM Supreme Court rules that some emancipated teens are entitled to child support.
As long as they don’t use it to buy Oxycontin.
7
Schott Solar shuts down, costing state $16 million.
And proving that global warming is fake. Wait...
