On electronic cigarette fire, hair extension thieves, and Gary King.
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City to offer summer hiking classes.
One foot in front of the other. Class dismissed.
2 Romney apparently confused by whether Obamacare is a tax.
It’s hard to understand what taxes are when you’ve never paid them
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3
Corrales official on lookout for fires drops electronic cigarette, starting fire.
Actually, this isn't a joke.
4
State to heighten screening for fraudulent driver’s license documents.
MVD to now require two Social Security cards, a completed Proust questionnaire and at least one batch of cupcakes.
5
Supreme Court justices use Google for research.
Jurists: they're just like us!
6
Chicago thieves steal hair extensions.
Santa Fe's catalytic converter thieves apparently don't care about being pretty.
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Gary King says state GOP is trying to “intimidate” him with public records request.
Wait, the attorney general thinks transparency laws are scary?