On luring tourists, government secrets, and a dead baby.
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1
City plans more annual events to "lure tourists."
Including recruiting locals to offer pieces of candy from unmarked vans.
2
Advantage Asphalt defendants request trial extension.
They haven’t been able to bribe the judges as effectively as they’d hoped.
3
Judge orders removal of classified employees' names from Sunshine Portal.
In the interest of keeping as many state secrets as possible.
4
Creditors take over Sanbusco Market Center.
Next up: $50 entry fees.
5
Tagger halts Rail Runner by stopping on tracks "to admire his work."
Pride fells even graffiti artists.
6
Dead baby found in Eldorado.
There are like 200 jokes for this; we just can’t bring ourselves to print them.
7
Local thief steals ignition interlock device.
Because sober driving is just more fun.
