On a downtown bear, drunken taco run, and Popsicle stick jail break.
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1 Obama campaign to open seven new field offices in NM.
And advertise them as strip clubs to attract "swing voters."
2 Inquiry finds nothing wrong with city's Advantage Asphalt dealings.
A little bit of corruption never hurt anyone.
3 Fourteen-year-old takes wheel during drunken taco run.
Tacos first, safety second.
4 State reverses decision not to accept federal grant funding for trails.
It may be socialist madness, but we do love our free money.
5 Ten-year-old bear caught hanging out downtown.
At least somebody young is hanging out downtown.
6 Lea County inmate breaks out of jail using popsicle sticks.
Wait, how many popsicles do they eat in jail?
7 Las Cruces prisoner hides bag of cocaine in rectum; when caught, he tries to swallow the bag, chokes and dies.
Man, that blows.
