Corey Johnson
1
Atomic Grill to reopen as sports-themed "El-Evation."
Seriously, out of the entire U2 catalog you chose that? How’s about “Sunday Bloody Marys” or “Where the Entrées Have No Name”?
2
CNN reports that 18 people are stranded in NM "ghost town" after rain washes away only access road.
Sounds like a case for Scooby and the gang!
3
City Councilor Chris Rivera drops out of SF mayoral race.
Whittling down the number of candidates to 73.
4
Department of Health advises children to avoid puddles.
And all rain-related fun, apparently.
5
13th bear sighting in nine days sets local record.
“You call that a record?” asked our 73 mayoral candidates.
6
Breaking Bad memorabilia at ABQ thrift shop sells out in under two hours.
SFR has free shit from our basement if anyone’s interested.
7
Outrage after 20 education department employees are relocated to asbestos-ridden basement offices.
You can move into ours after people clear out all our shit.
