Corey Johnson
1
T OR C RESIDENTS AWAIT SPACEPORT BENEFITS.
New town motto, "from outhouses to outer space" is also on hold. 2
STATE POLICE OFFICER FIRED FOR SHOOTING AT VAN WITH CHILD PASSENGERS.
What if he had exhibited better marksmanship?
3
JUDGES RULE MENTAL HEALTH AUDIT CAN REMAIN SECRET.
Public-records law to be replaced by the If We Feel Like It Act.
4
REBECCA WURZBURGER DROPS OUT OF MAYOR'S RACE.
Now, the city will lose the national Best Dressed Mayor contest for sure.
5
GEORGE RR MARTIN PUBLISHES NOVELLA ON DANGEROUS WOMEN. But where's the next Song of Ice and Fire book, George? 6
MANNY ARAGON RELEASED FROM PRISON TO HIS CASTLE HOUSE.
At least we know how this story ends.
7
CVB INTRODUCES RISTRA THE REINDEER FOR TOURISM MASCOT.
Apparently, Frosty the Adobeman didn't test well.
