
Corey Johnson
1
GOV. PUSHES FOR PAY RAISES FOR TEACHERS.
Yes! Let’s pay them as much as we pay state public information officers.
2
NEW HOBBIT NO. 1 AT BOX OFFICE.
Five down, one to go.
3
CITY OFFICIALS PLAN TO VISIT USS SANTA FE AT PEARL HARBOR.
Turn that hola into an aloha.

4
PRAIRIE DOG RELOCATION BILL TOPS $550K.
Potentially a top issue in city election debates.
5
H-BOARD SAYS DILAPIDATED BRIDGE HOLDS SIGNIFICANCE.
Why not wait until Defouri Street Bridge officially becomes a ruin?

6
LOS ALAMOS SCIENTISTS STUMPED BY SCHOOL RATINGS.
PED says those guys should have been retained in third grade.
7
BUSHEE ETHICS COMPLAINT DISMISSED.
Mayoral contenders can now spend more time fighting about prairie dogs.