

1
CBS FILMS MORNING SHOW IN SANTA FE
Since nothing's open here until 9am, it was more like a brunch show.
2
MAYOR RENAMES CONVENTION AND VISITORS BUREAU
Because if you put TOURISM in all caps, that will make people want to visit.

3
COUNCILOR SIGNE LINDELL KILLS $80K CHAMBERS REMODEL
Why not just rename it? The TORTURE Chambers.
4
George RR Martin tells Conan O'Brien he writes novels on "a DOS machine"
The suspenders, the beard, the ironic fisherman's hat…it all makes sense now! He's the ultimate hipster.

5
DOWNTOWN MERCHANTS are GLOOMY ABOUT ZOZOBRA DATE
The world's smallest violin player couldn't get a Plaza busking permit either.
6
3 OF 4 NM TEACHERS RATED EFFECTIVE
It's unclear how that report will change when it actually includes Santa Fe's numbers, not expected until June.

7
COURTS ARE LOW ON MONEY TO PAY JURORS
From now on, jury duty earns a Get Out of Jail, Free card.