

1
TONS OF RECYCLABLES END UP IN LANDFILL
Considering the city's single-digit average recycling rate, workers figured nobody cares.
2
RESTAURANT COMPOST DRAWS NEIGHBOR COMPLAINT
Can't they just throw it in the landfill with all the plastic bottles?

3
NM LEADS NATION IN TEEN BIRTHS
The top of a list! Oh, wait...that's really the bottom.

4
POLL SHOWS GARY KING AHEAD AMONG DEMS FOR GOV.
Watch out for 29 percent "undecided" who just might not feel like voting.

5
ABQ ISOTOPES DUGOUT BRAWL RESULTS IN EAR BITING
At least the Santa Fe Fuego know they're supposed to fight the other team.
6
NEW JERSEY GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE TO STUMP FOR MARTINEZ
Transportation Department says it has no plans to close roads near Artesia and Carlsbad during the visit.
7
CITY to SPEND $3K ON TAIL FOR BURRO ALLEY SCULPTURE
That's one expensive piece of ass.
