1
George RR Martin clears the South Park air
"I am not obsessed with weenies," he says. "I am definitely on the boobies."
2
SINGLE GLOVE NOW THOUGHT TO CAUSE WIPP LEAK
If the barrel doesn't fit, you must acquit.
3
CONDé NAST NAMED SANTA FE BEST SMALL CITY IN AMERICA
Not that size matters...
4
KRISPY KREME FRANCHISE TO OPEN ON SOUTHSIDE
Free donuts for everyone who has already dropped out of the city triathalon class!
5
FIRST EPISODE OF MANHATTAN AIRS
Los Alamos Chamber of Commerce is counting their chickens.
6
COPS SAY Five-DAY WORK WEEK LED TO DIVORCES
The lesson: Three-day weekends are essential for ticking off honey-do list.
7
HEAVY RAINS CAUSE FLOOD OVER I-25
Experienced NM drivers just gunned it.
