1
MAYOR TRAVELS TO LONDON TO MEET GOVERNMENT
"Hey guys, our bridge is falling down, too."
2
TEEN SORRY FOR BOTCHING ANTHEM AT ZOZOBRA
Turns out people expect you to know all the words to that song.
3
COUNTY SAYS MORE THAN HALF OF LAST YEAR'S MARRIAGES WERE SAME-SEX
Report issued the same week that the Chick-Fil-A founder dies. Coincidence?
4
TESLA SAYS NEVADA CHOICE IS FINAL
Free breathalyzers were not a good incentive after all.
5
SF BREWING CO. PLANS EXPANSION
Governor saves face in Tesla deal by posing for cameras with a tiny glass of beer.
6
STATEWIDE OBESITY RATES DECLINE SLIGHTLY
Yoga pants have a slimming effect.
7
GLOBAL WARMING study says LOTS OF birdS ARE LOSING HABITAT
Although some species are expected to establish breeding grounds in vacant bookstores.
