1
State puts all its prisons on lockdown
Inmates reportedly smuggling pumpkin spice lattes.
2
Vatican reneges on pro-gay statements
Totally ruining last week's joke.
3
IMUS RANCH ON MARKET FOR $32 MILLION
Sale price includes collection of oversized cowboy hats and cassette tapes.
4
Breaking Bad action figures take fire
Even a miniature bag of meth is a bad idea.
5
Creepy Clowns are all the rage
Please choose this over "Ebola doctor" for a Halloween costume.
6
Santa Fe Mayor gets credit for hospital labor deal
Now we can all go back to complaining about the bills.
7
Manhattan is picked up for a second season
Take that, 'Longmire'.
