1
THE PIT AT UNM IS RENAMED WisePies ARENA
Lobos lose dignity to the highest bidder.
2
ABQ JOURNAL SPECULATES ABOUT JAVIER FOR GOVERNOR
Can't we just wait one month between the last election and plans for the next one?
3
RESEARCHERS DEVELOPING BREATH TEST FOR POT DWI
Bong breath is always a dead giveaway.
4
FREE PARKING DOWNTOWN ON SATURDAYS THIS MONTH
Word. Doodlets beats Walmart for stocking stuffers every time.
5
STATE LIBRARY ACQUIRES OLD MAP
Santa Feans love this. It shows where everything used to be.
6
IDLING CARS STOLEN FROM SOUTHSIDE NEIGHBORHOOD
Thieves thought keys were left in ignitions as random acts of kindness.
7
BROWN THURSDAY, BLACK FRIDAY, SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY, CYBER MONDAY and giving tuesday ARE OVER
Now celebrating Plain Ol' Wednesday.
