1
FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE NOW HAS TO WEAR TRACKING DEVICE
She's taking style tips about pairing this with a track suit.
2
THIEVES TARGET WARMING-UP CARS
We're thinking it doesn't really count as stealing if you left it running with the door unlocked.
3
UNM BANS HOVERBOARDS ON CAMPUS
Unicycles, rollerblades and DeLoreans still allowed.
4
A NEW POLL SAYS VOTERS WANT ETHICS REFORM
But do voters actually plan to vote? That's the big question.
5
BEAVERS ALSO HOT TOPIC IN LEGISLATIVE SESSION
Grab a gun, bring your driver's license and order a pizza.
6
CITY TO SPEND $50K ON FILM COMMISSION
Mayor hopes more films in Santa Fe will change the Anglo-heavy Oscar nominations in a few years. Stay tuned.
7
WE DIDN'T WIN THE LOTTERY
So, same Bat Channel next week.