1
HILLARY BEATS BERN BY A HAIR; TRUMP TAKES A DIVE IN IOWA CAUCUS
And it's just fun to say caucus.
2
GOOGLE REPORTEDLY TESTS DRONES AT THE SPACEPORT
Alert! Something is actually happening at the Spaceport.
3
SANTA FE CATERPILLAR FACTORY ANNOUNCES CLOSURE
In the spring, they all turn to butterflies.
4
SPAIN OFFERS OLIVE BRANCH TO CRYPTO-JEWS
Thinking about leaving the country if Trump gets elected? This could be your ticket, Santafesinos.
5
GUN VIOLENCE MEETING POSTPONED DUE TO SNOWSTORM
Later that night, it didn't snow. We suspect hell freezes over before the Wild West agrees to gun law reform.
6
'SALSA PRIEST' RETIRES
But Our Lady of Guacamole is going strong.
7
PROPOSAL WOULD HIKE TAXES ON ART SHIPPED OUT OF STATE
No word on who gets to decide what counts as art.
